I am Stephan

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

thekillersofficial:

This is sick you’re a sick sick man

deadguy95:

i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday

deadguy95:

i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday

pretty-in-paulson:

f-yeah-americanhorrorstory:

THAT MAN DRESSED LIKE MYRTLE SNOW IS EVERYTHING I ASPIRE TO BE.

a true icon

veryraresecrete:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

white boy: *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

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